Joe Biden Told The Country About His Sexiest Nurse Porn Fantasy

Turd Ferguson • Mar 03, 2023

We must be living in a simulation...

In what was quite possibly the creepiest speech in all of presidential history two days ago, Joe Biden told the whole country about the kinkiest nurse porn fantasy he's ever had.


Joe Biden claimed in a disturbingly toned voice, that "[the nurse] would come in and do thing's that I don't think you'll learn in medical school-nursing school." That very creepy quote was followed by roaring laughter at the audience, and I'm not sure whether they were laughing at what they thought was a joke out of the president's mouth, or laughing at him for brazenly saying something so creepy.


"She'd whisper in my ear," claimed a cognitively-diminished Joe Biden. "She'd lean down [...] to make sure there was a human connection." I truly thank God he didn't say it was so he could get a good look down the top-front of her scrubs, which admittedly, when I heard the clip, was what I initially thought he was going to say.


We've taken the liberty of iFraming the short, disturbing clip below, so you don't have to go searching for it.



It's been very clear Joe Biden has been in a state of rapid cognitive decline since he began his presidential campaign back in 2019.


We're now at a point where his condition has worsened so much, he's now telling the country about his creepy nurse porn fantasies during what was supposed to be a speech about healthcare.


President Biden's cognitive condition is clearly in free-fall at this point. This is becoming a great concern to many, including us here at Ending Politics. In theory, being the POTUS is the toughest job on the planet, and it's extremely concerning that a man who is in this sort state is manning that position. It's even more concerning when you remember that Joe Biden's single most important responsibility as POTUS is acting as the Commander in Chief. What would happen if our country was attacked by a foreign military? How would Joe Biden react? It's scary to think about.




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